Thief In Yo House GodSpeedScience™

1. When you clean up your entire house and “Agents of Chaos” come and fuck everything right back up.

2. When you put something special somewhere (your keys, wallet, purse, money, etc, and when you come back to get it, it’s gone and someone moved it…and that somebody actually knows where it is, but you cannot reach them at the time, or even worse, they forgot where they moved it.

3. When you have a certain vision for how you want your house to look, but every specific detail gets turned upside down on itself.

4. The person who keeps “accidentally” breaking and losing things in your life.

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